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2 years ago - (1559)

— Not even a greeting from Tits?

laurelallerdyce:

Oh? You said absolutely? Well, I’ll be sure to plant a wet one right on your brother the second you walk in, then. *smirks* Oh lord… don’t even talk about it being twins. Oh god. No. *huffs* Well… whatever it is, it’s already out to completely ruin by body. Yeah, waiting to meet the boyfriend’s parents after he got you pregnant and after he asked you to marry him is never really ideal.

That is disgusting, Laurel. Sweet Jesus, no one wants to see that. [/laughs] Oh, it can’t be that bad! Babies are bundles of joy, right, that’s what they call’em? Better get used to it, mommy! Err— yeah. I try to steer away from those type of situations…

(Source: orionedenthaw)

— Not even a greeting from Tits?

clary-finn:

Yeah, I get out of the Capitol once a year and it’s always good if a tribute wins. Means I did my job well. I hear that, I’m the one who comes to take their kids to death. I’m not well liked in District 7. He is retired now but he worked as a CEO for some finance company.

Then not so good if they don’t. [/chuckles] Try making the actual Games and not being liked by anyone outside these walls. Good thing half of them don’t have the right mind to figure I’m a Gamemaker. I see, sounds like someone my parents would know.

(Source: orionedenthaw)

Anonymous asked : What do you look for in a girl?

No preference. 

— Not even a greeting from Tits?

laurelallerdyce:

What? We can’t be all hugs and kisses and lovey dovey in our own house? *pouts* Alright, fine with me. But call before you do, because I don’t cook every night since I’m tired and nauseous a lot. Yeah, we just went over for dinner. Finally.

Nope, absolutely not. Especially when I’m not around. Oh yeah, that’s right. Because you’re pregnant with my future nephew or niece or maybe both if I get lucky. [/laughs] That’s good. Titus couldn’t keep you hidden from them forever.

(Source: orionedenthaw)

— Not even a greeting from Tits?

clary-finn:

I’m charming? And I break up the woman in the work place. Some laws about fair rights or something. Of course, you and Titus are famous for your work. I think my father knows your parents as well. No idea how, maybe work?

Oh. You like being an escort? Famous for my work— it’s all bad fame if it isn’t in the Capitol, though. [/laughs with a shrug] But I do a decent enough job, yeah. Hm? What’s your father do? 

(Source: orionedenthaw)

Anonymous asked : What were you like as a child?

I get momma’s boy a lot. Spoiled; no reason to deny that one since it’s the damn truth. Pretty much the same way I am now except I’m thirty-two years old and I’m not a virgin anymore.

— Not even a greeting from Tits?

laurelallerdyce:

Yeah. Something like that. *chuckles* And I knew it would. A promise is a promise. I just moved in, yeah. God, that hotel kitchen was impossible. You’re welcome to come over for dinner any time.

Gross. None of that at the dinner table when I come over please, thanks. I will be gladly taking up that offer whenever I please. At least one half of that relationship is kind enough to invite me to dinner. Did you meet mum and dad yet?

(Source: orionedenthaw)